Did you know there is a comic strip about a strapping young super hero called Captain Kentucky? I've never read it, (seems to come across as a tad low budget) but if I had to guess, I'd say he runs around the state and protects people from fast food. I also heard they plan to make this into a movie, and this guy auditioned. I think KY has officially been called the fatest state in America. Gee, really? Who da thought!
Not that there is anything wrong with being fat, do what you want, I'm not trying to offend anyone here, I'm just saying – it's a simple statistic, and you know what they say about them don't you? 87 percent of statistics are made up on the spot by uneducated fools. That's why it pay's to stay in school. In fact, I can think of three reasons why you should stay in school.
Okay, so that's more like four or five reasons, but who's counting anyway?
So, if ya'll haven't figured it out, I'm leaving Squamish (again) this time for the world famous pizza from Miguel and his family. You may have heard of it. Better tasting than KFC and baked with a lot more love too. And while I'm there, I might as well get in a few world class pitches. Can somebody say "sport". I'm starting to look forward to it, I'll be leaving tomorrow at 6:30 am, so I better get some sleep now. But I'm keen and I even busted out my new Petzl Rope for a bit of training beforehand. Roctober Fest is ON like Donkey Kong. Oh and if you haven't yet decided to come join the fun, decide now and get in your car before your girlfriend makes you clean the house or something silly. You won't regret it. And if at all interested, I'll be doing a clinic on Sunday. Look for the Petzl peeps. This is a picture of me opening my new rope to product test (I love my job) and since any sort of lame portrait photo would come out completely dorky (naturally) I took the liberty of posing like an imbecile, this is my 'looking at something radical and X-treme over my shoulder' pose. Took me all afternoon to get it right. Respect.
