Archive for January, 2011

becoming

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

Climbing hero Will Stanhope told me today that one of the best quotes he’s ever heard came from a Bob Dylan Documentary.  As one of the GREATEST singer/song writers to walk the planet, the narrator describes Bob as someone who is constantly creating, and always becoming.

The Trade Show in Salt Lake City was nice. I ended up renting a hybrid Toyota to get there, got over 50 mpg from SAC.  Sick.   Seeing my friends again was the highlight for me of course, but the downside, was witnessing the dreadful waste we created.

I had lunch in the convention center, pressed for time, a bad move on my part, and the food came in a thin, cheap, plastic container.  I used it for about 4 minutes, then needed to dispose of it,  arghhh!   There were thousands of other attendees at the show, and they too needed to eat.  I asked around where the recycling was, nobody had a clue.  Not even the organizers.  One chubby lady with a clipboard said to me, “there’s a trash can behind you”.  I looked at it, overflowing with 4 minute plastic.  In the end, I walked 5 minutes across the building to find a recycling bin, while passing about 10 trash cans along the way.

I should not be surprised, but I am, this is “THE” Outdoor Retailers Show, and these people should care about the planet, shouldn’t they?  After all, it’s our playground.  OR people are selling the latest adventure, the newest gadget, the greenest ideals, and yet nearly everybody still chooses convenience.  I wish we didn’t have to choose, I wish, what was right was always right before us.  We should be demanding recycling bins, at least.  We’d all like to do good things, but there’s a limit to how far we’ll go.   Apparently it’s 5 minutes.   What I learned (again) is that if you want to help people do good things, one must make doing good things easy.  We humans are far too lazy, too selfish and too shortsighted to do otherwise and that’s why our children will probably choke on our own plastic waste one day and die miserably.  Sorry about the rant, I’m just frustrated.

Back to Bob Dylan.  I decided not to buy myself a new van right away.  I held off my impulses to let my thoughts sink in, and I’ll hopefully make a wise decision later with less pressure.  How mature of me, ha ha ha.  Douche.  In the meantime, I jumped in the Big Willy Wagon with a six pack of Sierra Nevada’s and we’re now in sunny Moab, Utah.   The idea of “becoming” came up during the drive down to the Creek this morning.   I lured Will into a trip here because of some projects I had seen years ago.  I convinced Lydia to check them out with me this fall, but it was too cold to climb on them.  So I took some snaps to remember them by and we went home.  Below, are the pictures I took that convinced Will to tag along on the First Ascent Mission Expedition, Indian Creek.   January, 2011.

I fuggin LOVE new routes, I’m not always looking for the hardest ones, although I probably should be if I want to continue being a sponsored climber.  But shit, what’s wrong with just climbing something beautiful, if it’s hard, it’s a bonus?  Every new line we  climb as a collective is a rare gift, no matter the number attached to it, and that’s what being here now is all about.

I didn’t have to drag Will to the wall today, which took over an hour to hike to, he practically skipped.  With nothing to warm up on, I aid climbed the first of two cracks I found and set up a TR.  After one inspection each, we pulled the rope and grunted through thuggy ringlocks on our way to the top, both on our first redpoint attempts.  Stoked.  For me, it’s about the excitement that comes from the unknown of a virgin wall and sharing that experience with a good friend.  It’s about imagination and becoming.

The big star is out this week, the atmosphere is favorably blue, and there’s another FA we’d like to try tomorrow and perhaps another after that.  Someone once told me that creating a new route is like bringing it to life – I thought about that for a while and decided it was the opposite for me – it is the routes themselves, which bring US to life.

L’il Lydia bundling up after a second squall swept in and chased us away back in November.

The wall from the steep hillside, a very foreshortened view, but you get the idea.

Splitter choss.  That finger seam on the upper half is about 50 feet at least.

This was the climb we did yesterday.  It don’t get much better than this.  Rattly fingers, ring locks and a footless bulge to overcome on bullet windgate.

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Stuck in SAC

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

OH SNAP.

Okay, so today’s post is unlike any other post in history, because today, my glorious MPV died.  Literally. On Highway 80 heading east bound. This sucks.  I dropped Lydia off at the airport in San Fransisco, I grabbed a Blue Bottle Coffee and hit the highway, made to Davis California, and shiiiicknat.  Got towed to Sacramento California, mechanic dude found shredded bits of my timing belt under the hood.  And it all went downhill from there.

I’m supposed to be in Salt Lake City by the 20th for the Trade Show.  I have three options.

1. Scrap my mazda in the morning for used parts and – Fly with ALL my shit for $350.00, not including, but including three duffel bags, two crash pads an 80 liter BD bag with two racks of gear and two ropes, plus my cooking gear, my camera gear, my laptop and a longboard,  all of which I brought down for a week in Bishop after the show.

2. Scrap my mazda in the morning for used parts and – Rent a full size car for a $150.00 and load all my stuff inside and drive one way 9 hours and drop it off in SLC.  Then, try to find a way home, or to Bishop, or both, yet, still with all my stuff.

3.  Scrap my mazda in the morning for used parts and – Buy a new/used van (limit $6000.00) here in Sacramento tomorrow, if not for the transportation, but for the sheer fun and excitement of spontaneity, and drive to the trade show, then down to Bishop as planned, then home, where I’ll import the vehicle, pay the horrendous HST, and register it in BC.

Here’s what I’m looking at in my price range, ain’t she a beauty?  Craigslist. 39,000K miles? 1991. 20 years old. CLASSIC.

and here are two, hilarious, albeit creepy, weirdo video’s of two FORD E-150 owners, clearly proud of their well cared for rides.  I’m pretty sure the first guy has a porn mag on his back seat, around the 3 min mark.  classic.

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A Day in the Bay!

Monday, January 17th, 2011

If New York is the Paris of America, then San Fransisco must be the Barcelona.  Am I right?  Colorful, playful, liberal, dynamic with slightly more sun, more transvestites and milder winters.

Now, I’m guilty of pre-judging San Fran because of it’s massive population, (I’m not a fan of urban sprawl) but now that I’m actually here, in the heart of the city, I realize it ain’t half bad.  Lydia and I drove down from Squamish for the Yoga Conference, yes, the yoga conference, Lydia got a nice opportunity to help a friend market and sell his genius chair product, you can check it out HERE, it really is genius, I mean, if you value your spine and everything.

So, like I was saying, the Yoga Con which is just like the Outdoor Retailer Show in Salt Lake City, (happening next weekend) but smaller with a mucho higher ratio of women to men, and a much, much, much greater amount of stretchy pants.  It’s like being on Campus of Boulder University in May, but in a more concentrated area, with less cars.  Of course, you can’t have a yoga conference without baggy hemp pant wearing, didgeridoo carrying, long hair pony tailed creepy douchebags hanging around the women’s washroom trying to meet single ladies.  I don’t mean to stereotype, it’s rude, but if they just stopped dressing like Davy Crockett and talking about their Shakras all the time, I wouldn’t have to.  I mean, honestly, if you’re trying to pick up a girl at a conference center dressed like a white rasta-baba-farian, you’re going to get pegged as a bit of a weirdo potential and scare “most” of them away.  Do us all a favor, shower, wear a nice clean shirt and leave the Shiva Rea coffee table book at home.

So, with all kidding aside, while this “enlightenment for sale” was going on, I’ve been running and biking around the city.  I’m no runner, but honestly there’s no better way to explore a new zone than going for a long jog.  I went for a few hours with my camera, running and walking and even rented a bicycle at some point.  Here are some pictures I took during my solo wanderings.

The San Fransisco Financial District with mid morning fog.

The top of telegraph hill has a fisheye mirror so drivers can see the fearful faces of the pedestrians right before they hit them.

Even construction workers do yoga in California.

Some place I forget, telegraph hill perhaps?

The only glimpse I got of that famous bridge.  What’s it called again?  Silver something…

A man on a stroll.  I particularly enjoy this picture.  Not sure why exactly.

The other big bridge, much later in the day of course.  Hope you enjoyed these.  Please don’t print them or use them for anything other than your own viewing pleasure.  If you’d like a bigger copy of them, for your desktop or prints, I am happy to send you a larger file.  Best Wishes and let me know if you like them, I”ll keep them coming if you do.  Namaste.

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Snow Days!

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

Squamish is not “exactly” the best place to be in the heart of January, especially if all you really want to do is climb rocks.  And, really, all I want to do is climb rocks.  It’s cold, and often wet.  But, there’s a bright side to it all, and here, it’s the skiing.  With boards on backs, during the Holidays, Lydia and I made it out to one of the most scenic places in the Sea to Sky Corridor,  lucky for us, only 15 minutes from downtown, the crowds were non existent, the fee was free, and the snow was plenty.

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Get Outside!

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

This clip makes me want to try basejumping.  But, I don’t know, rock climbing is pretty fun too.  Either way, watch it, and then get outside and crush it.  Even just a quick circuit in the forest, a pedal up the hill, trail run, or a longboarding session.  You only live ONCE!   Brought to you by the passionate people at 5.10.  Athlete driven.  I LOVE this shit.

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Canon FOR SALE!

Sunday, January 2nd, 2011

Okay, so on the second day of 2011, I am selling my old (yet still kick ass) video camera to kick off the new year, for cheap.  It’s a Canon Broadcast Quality GL1.  The same camera used to film the Cobra Crack footage in First Ascent.  $700.00 for the whole entire kit. Please let me know if you or anyone you know may be interested is this.  Thanks.  Camera comes with…

One ultra snug LOWEPRO briefcase/pack back carrying case.

2 Battery Packs plus charger, a 3 hour, and a 1 hour.

A special Wide Angle Lens.

Pro L-Series Fluorite Lens.

20x Optical Zoom.

2 SONY – DV tapes

Remote Control.

Firewire Cables.

Lens Hood.

Manual.

Everything you need to capture the sickness of you and your friends.

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