Archive for April, 2010

old/new minivan.

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

Ha – Okay – So, about three weeks ago, I began a search for my next road warrior wagon.  I thought about all the options and decided on a minivan again, I know they’re super DORK, but seriously for gas mileage and comfort, yadda yadda yadda, nothing beats a japanese minivan.  I wrote about my new ghetto mobile last week for the Five Ten Blog,  if you’re interested, check it out here. The funny part was that I found it on craigslist, $1000 bucks, sold to me by a tow truck driver who got it as payment for his towing and storing services, it seems my van was previously owned by a drunk driver who can no longer drive, well, not legally anyway – Hooray for me. www.fiveten.com

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Thanks to everyone!

Monday, April 26th, 2010

What fun we had.  Thanks to everyone at Ohio State and in Chicago at the patagonia store for having me and for coming out to the slide shows, I had the best time, y’all were spectacular and we tore the roof off at the afterparty didn’t we?  I hope to see you all out there on the road one of these days.

So, when I don’t feel like writing much, I just take the low easy road and copy and paste a new trailer or something, so since I’m home now and I’m tired I’ll just do what I do, here’s a sweeeet little clip from Scandinavia.   Enjoy.

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EAST SIDE SLIDE SHOW!

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

PRESENTED BY THE MOUNTAINEERS OF OHIO STATE,  in Columbus,

WITH FREE ADMISSION

STARTING AT: 7pm

THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, APRIL 23rd

INDEPENDENCE HALL ROOM #100

With mega cool sponsors like 5.10 and Black Diamond, and brand new footage of Alex Honnold, Myself, and pictures from Andrew Burr, it’s going to be an adventurous hour.  So if you’re thinking about quitting your job, OR, you’d like to get amped up before your next roadtrip, or you know someone who might, come check it out, there’s gonna be some steep sickness bro!   Thanks for your support.

For more information CLICK HERE and HERE, and HERE.

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Kentucky! RRG!

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

It’s so sunny, it’s so beautiful and I have not much more to say,  so many happy climbers, so many friendly faces.  Wanna get chalky and pumped.  By the way, they have a via ferrata up here in the gorge, why do so many climbers feel that via ferrata’s are crap?  Climbers drill holes in the rock too, what makes a free climb more important than a via ferrata?  Just asking?  I did quite a few of them in Europe and thought they were super fun.  Hmmmm…Okay, climb time.

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two talented men, one rambling chump!

Friday, April 16th, 2010

So, I go away for a couple of weeks and come home to a flurry of internet buzz, ‘First Round, First Minute’ 5.15a? “CLOSED”?  Interesting?

This is obviously a scenario that’s been blown way out of proportion but since every person and their mother has weighed their opinion, AND I’m stuck at terminal D at 7:30 am with nothing to do with my life but waiting for a flight to Chicago from Seattle, I’ll join the armchair athletes with my two Canadian cents, even though I know I shouldn’t and don’t deserve to.  Nalle has a right to fly to Spain to climb rocks.  And Chris has a right to politely ask climbers to respect his project.  I personally feel that if Nalle had of just asked Chris in the first place, this probably would have been a positive and exciting thing instead of an inter-web shit show .  I’ve never met Nalle, he seems like a level headed guy, and nice enough, Chris is one of the nicest guys in the world, and I’m sure neither of them want this to escalate any further, but from what I’ve read, this sounds like it all comes down to a blend of mis-communication and a lack for forethought.   SICK PHOTO btw…

I applaud Sharma for standing his ground.  I think anyone would be slightly offended if someone came to try our project without so much as a heads up, especially since it was their first visit and the only route they wanted to try.  I don’t think Chris wanted to say no, but I.m guessing Nalle put him in an uncomfortable situation, and so he did what he felt was right, what anyone would do, he asked for a bit more time.   When I was 22, I once did something to an established climb (sort of by accident) without notifying the first ascentionist first.  I felt terrible when it happened, but the point is, my lack of consideration nearly cost us our friendship.  It’s all good now, but I will try to carry that lesson with me.

Things happen, putting ourselves in other people’s shoes, and imagining how they might feel under the reverse circumstances is all it takes.  I think, Nalle being from Europe all his life, stands by his claim that nothing in Europe is red tagged, therefore it didn’t really cross his mind to ask permission, which is also understandable, I suppose, but if he had, out of respect, I think there would be a much, much greater shot of Chris opening it up.  In conclusion to this pointless dribble, it just seems like a mis-communication, lost in translation type of deal.   I wish them both mucho successo in Spain.  That country is so amazing.

My plane is now leaving,  I’m out.  See you all in Chicago tonight at 7pm – and then the RED RIVER GORGE – and then COLUMBUS – Ohio – STOKKKKKKEEEEDDDD!

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Action Packed Report!

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

OH YAH, back home again, chill’n like a villain, for the whole day, well, most of it anyway.  It’s been a couple of weeks since my last post, sorry ’bout that, but it’s been hard to log on lately.  Thank god.  The internet is a life sucking (sometimes useful and usually entertaining tool) but if you don’t have to be on here reading this dribble right now I encourage you to get off immediately, go outside, get your heart rate up, dangle from your tips, explore a new trail, find a new cliff, bolt some new routes, have yourself a picnic, whatever.  If you have no choice but to be stuck inside, working, or otherwise, then okay, you have an excuse, you may read on:))

E-mails have been coming in lately, some people want to know where I went and where I’m going, others want to know if I can guide them this summer up something beautiful, and a few of them want to know how to improve finger strength.  I’ll start with the first…

1. – On March 21st, I flew to Las Vegas, Nevada where I met up with Boy Wonder, some of you may know him by his real name, Alex Honnold.  On May 23rd, Andrew Burr rolled into town in his Toyota Tacoma, which would soon be missing a front tire, but that’s another story.  We drove for more than 24 hours into the heart of Chihuahua, Mexico to climb El Gigante near Basaseachi Falls, near Copper Canyon.  It was an adventure to say the least, but even more, an experience.  We probably should not have gone, we were warned about the dangers multiple times, and after being there, I suggest any interested climbers wait for the green light, there is a lot of chaos going on right now, and nobody can predict how the drug wars will unfold.  I won’t be going back for QUITE some time.   A pic from belay number 16.  Nice cankles eh!  Swell much?

In the end however, we didn’t get shot, we saw some guns, yes, and some marijuana fields, but all in all the folk we met were kind, hospitable and interactive.  If it weren’t for the conflict going on, this place would be like a second Yosemite Valley, for perspective, I feel it’s much, much better than El Portrero Chico, and definitely more wild.  Huge walls, deep gorges, raging water falls, towers galore, a truly majestic place.  Around every corner I expected to see a Unicorn or Teradactyl.   Right now Andy Burr and the Black Diamond team are working hard to help bring this story to life, so I’m not going to say too much, just that we had the best time ever, and we free climbed Logical Progression, 5.13a, 28 (long) pitches, five stars, 15 hours.  I was actually quite shocked that I managed to keep up, considering I haven’t tied into a rope since November.  The ultra sustained climbing wore hard on my body the first day, but my partner Alex was all confidence and my motivation to free climb such a massive beast was strong.  It’s good to feel tired and great to say it’s over.

Andrew Burr Photography pic, Critter Bivy Ledge, day two of our onsight attempt, pitch 18.

2. – I am leaving this Friday for Chicago, IL, to do a slide show at the patagonia store (click on this link).  If you are around, please come out, I’ll have some pictures from Mex, and some video clips from the fall season.  I will also be doing a slide show in Columbus, Ohio the following week on April 23rd for the Ohio State Mountaineers Club.  It’s truly an honor to be invited by this organization, and I can’t wait to meet the members and share these new adventures.  More about that tomorrow. until then, click HERE.

3. – This weekend I had my first Squamish Guiding client of the year, a lovely lady from Vancouver who has never climbed outside before.  I took her to the Smoke Bluffs and gave her a proper tour of the park.  We talked shop, life and I put her on some stiff 5.10’s.  From a season in the gym, she had good strength and balance, but getting used to real rock took some time, not to mention hand jamming and finger locks.  Near the end of the day however, she looked a lot more comfortable, and I could see in her eyes that she’ll be tearing it up this summer.  I look forward to coaching her along.  On that note, I’ll have some time this summer if anyone is interested in learning the ropes, climbing the Chief or working on technique.  Guiding is a great way to spend time on rest days, and I love being busy.  Slots are filling up already, so contact me sooner than later if your interested.  Oh and on a side note, someone stole my quickdraws from an anchor on Sat, I left them there for a reason, NOTE: PLEASE DON’T TAKE ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T BELONG TO YOU, it’s called stealing and you will go straight to hell for doing so.  And if not hell, then maybe a close second, a crowded beach in China.

4. – To improve finger strength, and your overall climbing ability, you gotta do deadhangs.  I’ve said it so many times before, and I’ll say it again, spend more time focusing on your finger tips than your arms and you’ll improve dramatically and develop more confidence on small holds.  The more times you can hang from a small edge, the more prepared you’ll be.  If you can’t afford a decent hangboard, then buy a used hockey stick from a garage sale for a dollar and chop it up into 5 inch pieces.  Sand a few of the edges down so they slope, should take you about 6 minutes.  Then, start dangling and don’t let go, fight like a dog.  Work open hand, closed hand, your first three fingers and your last three fingers, do some pull ups if you’d like, some lock offs, but squeeze the snot out of that piece of wood, rip it off the fuggin wall and you’ll be sending harder than ever,  I swear to you.  If it doesn’t work, you can always try doing this…

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